Ultimate Comics March Solicits Yield Pleasant Surprises

The March 2012 Solicits for Marvel Comics' Ultimate Comics line looks awesome and interesting. But please, I'm going to stop reading this when they decide to bring Ultimate Maggott into the team.

Ultimate Comics Ultimates #8

Jonathan Hickman (W) • Esad Ribic (A)
Cover By Kaare Andrews
• The Hulk Returns!
• The Ultimates Encounter The People!
• And A Decision Is Made That Will Change The Ultimate Universe Forever!
32 Pgs./Rated T+ ...$3.99    *Issue Will Be Polybagged 

Kim Kardashian Looks Like Zatanna in new Kardashians Christmas Card

I could've sworn socialite Kim Kardashian looks just like DC's prime magician/vixen Zatanna in this new Kardashian Christmas card 2011 from the kooky Kardashian clan.

Mind you this was done in 3D so there. (no real comments since I think they're show is kinda weird and as I've said "KOOKY").

That Funny Moment When Deathstroke Finds Deadpool's Mask

If you haven't been reading Deathstroke by Kyle Higgins and Joe Bennett you really should. It's one of the DCnU "Edge" titles I like to pick up when I want controlled violence and utter chaos.

So I'm not going to spoiler all the gory details for this issue but there's something really funny I wanted to blog about this title. Remember in issue # 1 when he hijacks a plane, kills all the crew and takes a suitcase? Well we find out what exactly is in that briefcase.

Spoilers for The Defenders # 1

Major spoilers for The Defenders # 1 by Matt Fraction and Terry Dodson 

Original Human Torch Confirmed to Star in Secret Avengers

Rick Remender's upcoming run on Secret Avengers has been filled with nothing but surprises. Pleasant surprises.

For example, we now know that it's actually the old school, original Human Torch (Jim Hammond) who will be joining the team lead by Hawkeye...

Spoilers: Venom # 10

Spoilers for Venom # 10 by Rick Remender and Lan Medina

In this issue: We open the issue with Flash Thompson attending the funeral of his father. He spots Jack o Lantern from afar and Jack brazenly approaches Flash, telling him that he knows his secret identity and is royally screwed.

Spoilers for Ultimate Comics Ultimates # 4

Spoilers on for Ultimate Comics Ultimates # 4 by Jonathan Hickman and Esad Ribic.

Preview: Avenging Spider-Man # 2

Preview for Avenging Spider-Man # 2 by Zeb Wells and Joe Madureira